You are walking hands in hands with your partner and you notice she is looking at the huge sign taking three display windows. The sign shows a man wearing nothing but jeans, half his buttocks exposed. You already know when she likes something; and this she likes.
Should I care? Should I get jealous that this woman, walking right besides me, now wants a man that at present time is not even real. My brain tells me that I'm the idiot here if I even say something but being a man I am a bit reasoning deficient. So I ask... "What? You like him better than me?" Just as soon as the words come out I know, instantly, that I said something stupid. Yet I wait for an answer. I can't just apologize and move on. Now I have to meet her silence with another stupid comment. "Want me to drop my pants like that?" Even I know that the sight would be nothing like the man in the sign. Bless her heart for putting up with the extra pounds I carry. Now I'm hoping she says no because it would be embarrassing to pose like that man. I don't think I can do it even if I tried; I might get down but I'm not going to get up.
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